As anyone with half a brain can tell you, putting your money in a bank is one of the stupidest things you can do. All banks these days are run by corrupt foreigners or jews, and giving them your money is practically equivalent to burning it the furnace in your basement. Therefore, I'm sure that you have all your cash stored somewhere safe in your house, guarded by at least 3 shotguns.
However, us here at Sweet Sweet Freedom have recently discovered the exception to this banking quagmire. You might think that "Bank of America" is the way to go, but you would be wrong. Liberals came up with that name to try and trick us real Americans into using it, so don't be fooled. There is only ONE bank that exists where you can be sure that your money will be safe. If you look at the image above, I'm pretty sure it's self-explanatory. Look up FREEDOM in the dictionary, and that's what you'll see. Don't believe me, then just listen to Uncle Sam right here on my right: "If you want to achieve the American Dream, there's only one bank that will get you there, Emigrant fuckin Direct! Not IMMIGRANT fuckin Direct like every other bank out there!!"
Thanks, Sammy, couldn't have put it better myself.