Us savvy Americans know that liberals are promoting the wussification of our culture and would like nothing more than to remove a fine American playground game, like dodgeball, from our public schools. They say that dodgeball “causes injuries” and “encourages bullying” when it is played in elementary schools. They say the world would be a better place without dodgeball. To that I say: What a bunch of fags! I mean seriously! I loved that damn game as a kid. It taught me how to be a man and I was able to identify which classmates would be future democrats based on their complete lack of dodgeball skills (I’m telling you, they threw like fucking girls). There are few things in life more satisfying than throwing a hard rubber ball at a liberal dork.
I may be older these days, but my love for dodgeball hasn’t gone away. Just the other day I went into some liberal café, looked for the first pussy on a laptop I could find, and proceeded to fire a dodgeball right at his liberal face. It was awesome – I nailed him bro! His coffee spilled all over the place, and best of all, he never stood up to me. What a typical liberal pussy. Based on this great experience, I recommend that every red-blooded American go down to their local café with a dodgeball and follow my example. You’ll get to see a liberal suffer and you will have fulfilled your American duty for the day. Everybody wins!